I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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