Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Randomize
