oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
Randomize
