You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
Farmville is her only friend.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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