I'm sorry my penis didn't work
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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