i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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