Having a random hookup so left but love u
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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