that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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