I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
All I want is dick and wine.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Randomize
