And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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