she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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