Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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