We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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