i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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