i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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