So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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