I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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