how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
porn star boner night. come get it.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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