At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
