just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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