I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
jump out the window naked night went bad
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