I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
she pinky promised me she was 18
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
Randomize
