yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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