based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
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