real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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