i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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