If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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