What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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