I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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