so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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