Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
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