He is like the real live version of the state fair..
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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