I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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