The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
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