Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
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