oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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