Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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