Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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