i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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