you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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