i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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