Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
We left the knife in your bed.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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