Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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