I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
