i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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