About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
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