New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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