I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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