I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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