Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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