I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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