I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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