I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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