My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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