So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
