at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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