wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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