Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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