ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
Randomize
