I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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