Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Randomize
