Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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