Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Everyone says I win the strip club
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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